I don't think any ornithologist has ever observed an Ostrich putting its head in the sand. So, I've no idea how the cliché got started, but it's a nice image. Something we can all do with, in these troubled times?

To help all of us on our way, here are some captions with a Chastity Club theme, where such troubles never happen.

Making a Connection

We all know how difficult it is to meet that special someone, right? This is where the fantasy of a Chastity Club comes in. Such a club is bound to have a matchmaking service.

Wait An Hour After Eating

Can you orgasm on a full stomach? Or, like swimming, do you have to wait an hour? Don't try this at home? Perhaps if you've recovered from the excesses of the season, you might enjoy some relief? - On a Chastity Fantasy blog? Enjoy...

Pretty Caught Up

I've added some more images, and have pretty well caught up. I think? Don't get used to this level of output! Just clearing the decks, as it were.


I love reading stories with a consenual, romantic theme. Writing them is an entirely different thing. Captions can be mini stories, but a proper length, thirty pager? Too hard for me. I can produce comics, not novels. Ho - hum!

I suppose the closest I've come is a series. I've done a few. Some deal with a single conversation, others are snapshots over weeks or months. But in all cases, the reader fills in the gaps, not shown in the captioned images. And that's great; when someone fills in the gaps, they make it their own. Just my kind of therapy.

Here is a story idea that I've put into a caption. If it wasn't for the 'fun & games' of the past generations, we wouldn't be here - obviously! Would anyone care to try to build the story?

If so, give it to alterboy. I've long wanted to contribute to his fine site, but US laws make it impossible for me to contribute any images. Does karma count?

I Want To Complain

It's a very British thing that it takes a lot to get us to the point where we actually complain about something. If anyone knows how to stop Korean adverts being posted in Comments, please comment.

Anyway, while I wait, here are some captions...

Clubbing Together

Guys don't talk about sex with one another like gals. Is that a good or bad thing? No idea. But it does raise some interesting possibilities - fantasy wise...

Hot Tub For alan

alan, not sure how close this is a match for your last comment, but it does have a hot tub.

I Need Therapy

I've already said that doing these captions is therapy for me. It struck me that I have had fantasies about several professions, except a Therapist. Sometimes I can be so slow, and it takes me a while, but I get there in the end. What do you expect? - I need therapy!

P.S. Tom - Tight and shiny! Enjoy.